Luxury Cat Products: Bougie Gifts For High Class Cats

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Is your cat a class act cat? Well, if that’s the case then they’ll probably turn their nose up if you get them just any junky cat supplies. What do you get for the cat with high class tastes? Refill your caviar and fire up that credit card because your luxury cat will love these luxury cat items.

Poutine and Prozac the cats sit on a fridge
We’re not regular cats. We’re luxury cats.

(For the record, they’re also great for low brow or even shady cats. All cats deserve nice things.)

Travel In Style

While going to the vet not be your cat’s favorite thing in the world, you’ll have a much easier time getting them from place to place if they are cozy and safe. My dudes get whisked off to the vet in their Sleepypod carrier. Well, one of them does anyway. It can be converted into a cat bed when they’re at home so they don’t freak out about going in the carrier and is crash safety tested.

If you want a cozy spot that’s more like a traditional carrier, consider the stylish Porto carrier from Tuft and Paw. It’s soft, can open up into a safe haven for your cat when they arrive at their destination, and will make you look good, too.

Nap On A Cloud

After a long day of lounging, your sophisticated feline will want to retire to sleep on only the finest of linens and in the nicest nooks. Why not get them a soft, luxurious blanket to rest their sweet face on? If they’d prefer more of a cloud to nap in rather than on, why not go for a sustainable wool bed?

The Kind Pet makes a nifty wool cat bed with handles for easy movement when needed, but that’s not even the best feature. The bed has natural antimicrobial properties which will help keep stink at bay and doesn’t contain any plastic. Your kitty will live a longer, healthier life from not being exposed to anything gross and their favorite bed will be there with them the whole time! If your cat prefers hiding, you can also get a cat cave version.

Host A Rave, But Make It Classy

One of my favorite products that has come out recently is also a bit on the quirky side. I present to you the light up cat scratcher. Omlet came out with this not too long ago and boy, have I been tempted to purchase it on multiple occasions. The lights may help draw your kitty in, but if nothing else they’ll set the ambiance for you to party hard.

If your cat really wants to party hard? Grow your own catnip using a hydroponic adjacent herb garden. You can get a 9 slot one and grab some catnip pods to keep the fresh, premium ‘nip coming so they can absolutely lose their mind whenever the scratching post starts flashing.

The Secret World Of Really Expensive Cat Furniture

By now you’ve seen some neat cat items for your luxury cat, but what if your cat has really expensive tastes? I’m talking the bougiest of the bougie? Well, there’s a whole world of ultra expensive but also ultra cool cat furniture out there. If this is your first time into this unique corner of the web, welcome! Consider applying for a small loan before continuing on because you’ll want one of these beauties.

On the lower end of the price range, there’s the Milo Cat Tree from Tuft and Paw. It’s big, gorgeous, and has a variety of features like a carpeted climbing pole your cat will love. One of the kitty models also looks like Poutine so that alone means it’s classy, right?

Poutine the cat rests on a wooden cat tree with paws crossed.
You don’t get classier than this face.

If your budget is a bit more expansive, you can get more expensive. Etsy does not disappoint if this is what you’re looking for. If you want your cat to feel like royalty, you can get them a throne. Yes, an actual freakin’ cat throne. It’s gawdy as heck, but your cat deserves to feel like royalty.

There’s the, as of writing, well over $2000 bookshelf and cat house combo that is actually very, very cool and a stunning tree branch cat shelf. Have a bit more cash to burn? Why not a light up penthouse for your kitty or, something that secretly I actually really want, a giant cat lighthouse.

A lighthouse that’s over seven and a half feet tall. For your cat. Your cat needs a lighthouse.

But wait, we haven’t even gotten to the high end of the cat stuff out there. If you’ve got a black cat, why not get them a gothic cat cat bed that (again, as of writing) crosses the $4000 mark?

The Most Expensive Item

You may be wondering what the most expensive piece of cat furniture on Etsy is. While it’s technically a premade catio, the most expensive indoor piece of cat furniture is currently a litter box enclosure. Most litter box enclosures should be used for other purposes, but this one does look nice and the opening is nice and big (a problem with most other options).

Still, I think my dudes will stick to their regular cat furniture. They’re bougie enough as is without multithousand dollar things for them to nap on.

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Joey Lusvardi

Joey Lusvardi CCBC is an IAABC Certified Cat Behavior Consultant and professional cat trainer based out of Minneapolis, Minnesota. He runs a behavior consultation and cat training service, Class Act Cats, where he helps cat parents address a variety of unwanted behaviors. If you want individualized cat behavior help, Joey is available for virtual sessions wherever you are located!