Class Act Cats is proud to offer a brand new service: unicorn training and behavior consultations! While cats will always be my life passion, there is such a need for services geared toward the most neglected species, unicorns. Believe it or not, there are still people who think unicorns aren’t real. They describe folks who just want to live their most magical life with their single horned flying equine with magic powers as “silly” or “delusional.”
Thankfully, I’m here to help. Whether you’re looking to address unwanted behaviors in your unicorns or simply training them to do cool tricks to impress your friends, I can help.
Unicorn Behavior Consultations
Having a unicorn is a life changing experience. From stroking their soft, cloud like fur to riding them across a rainbow, there’s nothing quite like it. Unfortunately, when unicorns’ basic needs aren’t met they can develop behavior problems. Some of the most common behavior concerns in unicorns include:
- Leaving a trail of glitter wherever they go
- Using their majestic horn as a weapon
- Attempting flight indoors (for winged varieties)
- Instigating fights with banshees, dragons, and other magical beings
- Trying to get you to join their multilevel marketing (MLM) scheme
- Not magically zapping away their poop
- Summoning lightning and the flames of hell to strike you down
- Overeating cupcakes
Thankfully, I’m training in managing all these problems in a safe, humane way. I respect the dignity and well being of unicorns so you don’t have to use aversive methods like a squirt bottle filled with Diet Coke, binding spells, hexes, or yanking their tails.
Unicorn Training
If your unicorn is already pretty well behaved, you can train them to do all sorts of fun and useful behaviors! I use positive reinforcement based methods to train unicorns. Often we’ll use baked goods or candy as reinforcers, but some unicorns prefer whiskey.
Unicorns can be trained to:
- Fly you from your home to a magical kingdom far, far away
- Defend your garden from gnomes
- Summon bunnies, chipmunks, and other woodland creatures
- Make it rain glitter
- Turn that frown upside down
… and so much more! If you can dream it, your unicorn can be trained to do it.
Okay, okay… This is an April Fools joke. But no joking around: I can help you with your cat! Sign up for our e-mail Mews Letter or learn more about (feline) behavior consultations below.
